(Blue) Smack talk you say....

Well,
I will put these up for all to see. I found them on ahajokes.com.

Q: What do you get when you crossbreed U. football and a groundhog?

A: Six more weeks of bad football!


Q: How do you get a U. of U. grad off your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.


Q: What do you call a U. of U. fan with half a brain?

A: Gifted.


The engineer who graduated from Utah State asks, "How does that work?''

The engineer who graduated from BYU asks, "How can I make that work better?''

The engineer who graduated from the U. of U. asks, "Would you like fries with that?''


Q: What does the Ute student get on his SAT?

A: Drool.


Q. How many U. of U. graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Answer unknown. Still searching for a U. of U. graduate with the qualifications to do such a task.


Q: How many Utes does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one. . ..but he gets three credit hours for it.


Q. How do you tell the difference between a BYU coed and a U. of U. coed?

A. The BYU coed is looking for a husband. The U. coed is looking for the father.




Anywho, that seems like enough for now. Enjoy douchebag red.